Throwback Thursday! Alex is obsessed, that can not be argued; but is she right? Does the fabled Dresden Malloroy exist? Heck. YES.
Originally published: 09/12/2014
“Ouch!” I squeaked, hurriedly dropping the lantern as it landed on the stone floor with a clang.
It rolled lifelessly until it bumped into the wall, then quickly and huffily righted itself, it’s flame blaring into a red and purple fit.
“Why I never!” it exclaimed.
“Shh!” I hushed in my attempt to quiet it, while frantically looking round my feet, “I’m sorry, something scratched me on my ankle -!”
“Is that an excuse?!” it continued to yell, flapping it’s rusted handle up and down, its parts making shrill creaks in the echoing chamber, “Humph! Well, we’ll see if I ever help you again!”
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry – just!” I sighed, trying to implore my enchanted companion, and admittedly scapegoat, “Please, just calm down. I’ll make it up to you, it was an accident. It won’t happen again, I promise…maybe you would like some fancy new lavender oil, hmm?”
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